Relient K + Rusty Clanton =
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and
ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY
THIS IS EVIL
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
Ron! Ron! Don’t forget the man who killed your best friend’s parents!
I can’t stop looking at the double chin.